Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction, that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of two to six years but existed for 100 years suppressed globally by every University. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. For example, the highest officials in the FDA get a job at Monsanto’s cartel collecting million dollar bonuses in an offshore bank account not paying taxes.
They previously allowed the destructive GMOs money could buy to terminate all LIFE on earth, and vice-versa the cartel executive lawyers got the highest appointed jobs running the USA agencies. Once again they are paid off becoming known as double dipper drones.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration to make obscene money. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with phony printed money from the NYC FED bankers, Governmentium becomes global Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy for any Congress as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. If brainwashed becoming hollow thus lighter, it will float to the top of any UN delegation promenading on TV.
This ends today's science lesson for dummies. Perhaps this is the last one with a “Warning” like Jonah mentioned in the forbidden Bible. Do not tell the IRS, which is another strong-arm brotherhood. Awakened, you will get a visit to act on every new energy discovery to guarantee an end for everyone with minimum wages. Peons on assistance need to be totally comatose, compliant to Governmentium getting a bigger mass to be extra privileged.
Read Babushka egg concept books to widen science horizons and to be better entertained, or you could end up comatose in the ultimate nirvana prepared for Governmentium's mass imposed by the global Administratium bankers.